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shiipwrecked:

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Teacher: Today we will be learning about the start of the World Wide Web War on January 19/20, 2012, now turn to page 394 on your Kindles
Student: My great grandparents fought in that war. On their Tumblr blogs. 
Teacher: You must be very proud of them

r-o-n:

Jinkies!!! Get it Velma!

parents: we love you
friends: we love you
others: we love you
partner: i love you
paranoia: they're lying, they're just using you. no one loves you. you're ugly. everyone hates you. they all talk behind your back. you are unloved. you are forever hated.